Gun-toting GOP congresswoman Lauren Boebert took a break from groping dates in public to warn of an imminent biblical apocalypse and an “rebellion of righteousness” on the far-right Rumble platform.
“It does not matter if we’re in divided authorities proper now,” she mentioned in a gravely schoolmarmish tone. “Jesus continues to be Lord, and I consider that we’re going to have an rebellion of righteousness in our nation, that God is exalting those that humble themselves, and that we’re going to see the indicators and wonders which are talked about within the Bible on this technology, on this time.”
Did you hear that people? If you happen to’re among the many self-proclaimed “righteous” like mom-of-the-year Boebert, get your affairs so as as a result of the holy conservative rapture is nigh! Quickly you may be whisked away to the good celestial MAGA paradise the place sidearms and Massive Macs rain from the clouds above.
After all, crackpot doomsday predictions are a dime a dozen from hustlers promoting apocalyptic snake oil. However how can we doubt Boebert’s sincerity when she tells us she believes it? Case closed, the top is close to!
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