“Talking of aggressive habits, on the White Home there’s been what has been described as ‘a biting incident’ involving President Biden’s German shepherd, Main, who allegedly sank his tooth into an unnamed particular person. Main has been stripped of his rank; he’s dishonorably discharged.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Now, earlier than you are concerned, the canine is okay. He wasn’t despatched to a farm upstate in Delaware, as a result of Delaware doesn’t have an upstate. It barely has a state.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Apparently Main was leaping, barking and charging at folks. You’d assume after the final 4 years, the White Home employees can be used to that.” — JIMMY FALLON
“I simply wish to level out that we’re a month and a half into the Biden administration and the primary scandal is actually ‘Canine Bites Man.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“They despatched him again dwelling to reside in Delaware. See, that’s one other distinction between Biden and Trump: When Biden’s canine misbehaves, they ship him dwelling. When Trump’s canine misbehaved, he despatched his supporters to storm the Capitol and get him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“When Main heard he was going again to Delaware, he was like, ‘No, please! A kennel, the pound, something — simply not Delaware.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“See, below the final administration, that type of habits would have made you press secretary.” — SETH MEYERS
“Main was faraway from the White Home. He was impooched.” — JAMES CORDEN
“Yep, Main and Champ have left the White Home, and Sunday evening they’re sitting down with Oprah to debate the place all of it went flawed.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Conan” compiled all of the edited American adverts that performed in the course of the British airing of the Oprah interview.