“He wished his attorneys to make the case that he received the election they usually stop, so this needs to be enjoyable.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Yep, Trump and his attorneys disagreed on technique. Apparently Trump received upset once they wished to have one.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Aha, the sensible authorized technique of declaring to the jury how motivated you had been to commit the crime.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“At this price, Trump’s going to be the primary president to point out as much as his impeachment trial with a public defender.” — SETH MEYERS
“Trump instantly discovered himself with none authorized illustration, which remains to be an enormous enchancment over being represented by Rudy Giuliani.” — JAMES CORDEN
“Trump was livid — not that they stop, that he couldn’t hearth them on Twitter.” — JIMMY FALLON
“A supply near the ex-president described it as a ‘mutual choice.’ Oh, completely mutual! ‘No, Carol didn’t divorce me — we divorced me. We additionally agreed that the garden was the proper place for all my shirts.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
However Trump didn’t go with out for lengthy. On Sunday, Colbert stated, “the previous president cruised some darkish alleys of the authorized world and scooped up two new attorneys,” Bruce Castor and David Schoen.
“Now these guys have loads in frequent. When he was a Pennsylvania D.A. in 2005, Castor declined to prosecute Invoice Cosby as a part of a ‘secret settlement,’ though it’s attainable Castor didn’t know, and Cosby simply dropped the key settlement into his drink.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“In the meantime, days earlier than Jeffrey Epstein died, Schoen really met with the accused baby intercourse trafficker about ‘becoming a member of his protection.’ My God, who on earth would rent Jeffrey Epstein’s protection lawyer? Oh, Jeffrey Epstein’s wingman? Yeah, that is sensible.” — STEPHEN COLBERT